Guineapigs

Perny wishes she was a real guinea pig. source

I wish I was a guinea pig Cos then I wouldn't give a fig

I'd run around and fart and squeak and shit on laps or have a leak.

I'd eat my oats and screw my dad and act like I am going mad

everyone would say I'm cute tho I only wear my birthday suit

A guineas life is great you see Bye for now I need a pee!